If Chuck Norris was in Mortal Combat the fight would be over before it started, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door The Jedi don’t use the force. They use Chuck Norris. With Chucks permission. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth […]


Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. , What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe. Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Superman changed his name to Wonder Woman after serving in prison with Chuck Norris There is no […]

Crop Circles

Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris got to the South Pole by heading north Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. […]