If Chuck Norris was in Mortal Combat the fight would be over before it started, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door The Jedi don’t use the force. They use Chuck Norris. With Chucks permission. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear, Chuck Norris is my Homeboy When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris stamped on littlefoots toe and the legend of Bigfoot was born.

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks, Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush, Chuck Norris had a bowl of nails for breakfast, he ate them through his nose The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down, Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.

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